Again from Phil Meyer with the following message: “At least 10 years old – hence somewhat dated. Produced at the insistence of Benj O’Connor, who was getting to the stage when he had little or no idea who Huddy Huddy was talking about in our game reports.”
Huddy Huddy Lexicon (Updated at 3/14/12)
Huddy Huddy
Real Name &/or Description
Huddy Huddy! - Name of our newsletter. Invented by Mother Hubbard. Now also a JBAA family greeting! No literal translation.
Piggie - President Tom Woods (not to be confused with “the Piggies” – a green team from the Cowichan Valley)
Bad - Past President Barry Robbins. Referred to on ceremonial occaisions as Past Bad.
Pete, or Coach Pete - Pete Rushton – Head Coach at JBAA.
Bux - John Buxcey – Past JBAA Div. 1 Coach.
Moff - Andrew Moffatt – present Ones, Coach.
Jono - Gary (take no prisoners) Johnston.
Duchy - Hans de Goede
Rhino - Ryan McKay
Mel - The oldest bartender in captivity.
Mamma - Scott Warren
J.T. - JT Rowbotham.
The Bus - Russ Ward
Taco (or Dunks) - Pat Dunkley
Franni - Francis Yoon
Silent Dan - Dan Hrycyk
Murder - Murray McKewan
Ramar - Dave Ramsay
Big E - Eric Forsythe.
Jake - Jacobus de Goede
Raptor - Jeff Clarke
Nolan - Nolan Miles
Robby - Rob Robson
Frenchy - Hugo Belanger
Spenny - Spence Dalziel
Philley - Phil Mack
El Jeffe - Jeff Williams
Wingnut - Jamie Collins
Cracker - Brian Collins
DTH - DTH van der Merwe (currently with Glasgow Warriors.)
Whitey - Sean White
Mooner - Dave Moonlight
Junior - John Moonlight
Danny - Dan Harlow
SwiftTaylor Paris
Rouge - Eric Rushton (currently on a mountain)
Benny the Chef - Ben Peterson
Benny J - Ben Johnson
Vadar - Rob Waddel
Schmitty (or Herr Schmidt) - Craig Schmidt
Fossil - Andy Foster
Prems - Our Premier team.
Ones - Our Division 1 team.
Grizz - Our sometime social team.
The Blue Crush - Our Bays’ forward pack.
JBAA’s Premier Mix - Our Premier & Div. 1 squads, who play together in their quest for Prizes!
The Prizes - The Barnard Cup – the Times Cup – the Rounsfell Cup – the Province Cup – and any other competition we enter!!!
The Black Rat - George Wilson
Old Whitey - Sean’s dad, Tim. One look and you’ll know he ain’t playing!
(really) Olde Whitey - Whitey Webb
Radar - Ken Roskelly
Comrade - Adam Ustick
Olde Ramar - Ray Ramsay. No relation to Dave or Brian (Ray claims.)
Stanley - Stan Emerick
Case - Casey Walt
Benj - Michael J. O’Connor, who requested this Lexicon due to faulty memory!
Cardy - (Former) the Honorable Mayor of the Highlands, Mark Cardinal.
Mother - Jim Hubbard (more formally, Mother Hubbard).
Zinger - Jeremy Petzing
A JBAA Icon - Any older Bay who fools himself from time to time.
The Viagra 5 (V5’ers) - The old & not so old Bays who support our teams in many ingenious ways – and who are rumored to ingest special substances.
The Mac - MacDonald Park – Home of the Bays!
The House of Bays - The JBAA Clubhouse on Simcoe St.
The Upper Deck - The place to which former Bays (mostly V5’ers) have moved to get a better view of games at The Mac – from the clouds over adjacent Juan de Fuca Strait.
The Northern Alliance - Rugby Poobahs north of the Malahat, along with other Committee Room Compatriots, who try to screw our Bays. (The fact that we’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get us!)
The Carnies - Velox rugby folk.
C Dubbya - The team(s) from the House of Windsor. Named after George Dubbya Bush.
The House of Windsor - Windsor Park, in tweediest Oak Bay.
The Vikers - The technically correct (Norwegian) name for the U Vic Vikes.
Wallace - Wallace Field on the U Vic campus.
Penis Envy - An affication suffered by Mainlanders, several Dubbs, and the Northern Alliance.