We often have moments - moments of sheer confidence - when we know, deep down, that the perfect thing to say is on the tip of our tongue. It could be an insult for an enemy, a gibe for a friend, a sarcastic comment for an arrogant fool, or the right-thing-now-wrong-thing-later snipe for a loved one. But if that person is JBAA Puppetmaster, Barry Robbins, know you will be crushed. For he has a level of wit most would dare not dream of possessing.

With the Wit Ball Cap two things may happen. You might realize your comment is better left unsaid, or you might realize your insult, gibe, sarcastic comment, or snipe is perfect and should be articulated.